Forget the NSA or the FBI -- Wal-Mart's internal security department may just rival some of the figures from any good Tom Clancy novel soon. The world's largest retailer reportedly has been recruiting former military and government intelligence officers for a branch of its global security office.Apparently, Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. (NYSE: WMT) needs to keep a lid on certain things and wants to have internal intelligence in certain areas. Areas like "suspect individuals and groups" have been referenced, as have Wal-Mart shareholders who also have activist voices. Is Wal-Mart's security turning into a black-box operation? Does it have to in order to quell what it perceives as possible threats to its image?
The retailer has had a bad string of security-related problems recently, from a fired security employee who was taping phone calls and performing illegal surveillance of shareholders with different viewpoints. What is going on here? So far, the company has denied any wrongdoing, the security employee was fired (but has retaliated by saying he was forced to do these things) and much of this has blown over without much scrutiny.
But, Wal-Mart has also advertised (publicly) for security professionals to work as "global threat analysts" on behalf of the retailer -- positions which often require a background in government or military intelligence work. If you hear (or don't hear) that black helicopter outside your window soon, it may have been painted yellow and blue with a big happy face on it.
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4-25-2007 @ 11:31PM
Dave Straitjacket said...
You realize all this talk about the "bat cave" is going to have every nut case conspiracy theorist completely freaked out, right? Okay. Having said that, let me fan the flames:
All those Wal-Mart trucks you see on the highways? Not all of them are headed to your local store - some of them are a modified version of the MX missile program from the 80's! In the event of nuclear war, these trucks will simply stop in the middle of the highway, point the trailer toward the sky, and BOOM! No more (insert enemy nation here). The new dress code will no longer be a blue vest, but instead a black kevlar vest. Shoplifters will no longer be apprehended - a simple "double-tap" to the forehead will suffice (I got that one from a Tom Clancy novel). Every time you purchase a Sam's Choice soft drink, it goes to finance our own private war with Carrefour (currently we have air superiority over Annecy but no tanks on the ground). And the big push for compact fluorescent bulbs? It's to offset all the extra electricity our radar installations will drink up.
Sorry. I just couldn't resist. But the Smiley Face SWAT team that just rappelled down from my ceiling say I must stop typing now, so